Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Reader Response - It's the shoes UPDATE

Well, wouldn't you know it - I've just been Google chatting with Marco.

Rest assured, he thinks his story was accurately portrayed.  But he also told me that he was thinking perhaps he should have shared some of the theories about why his date left those dang shoes on.

And he had me cracking up.  How can I not share with you?

In fact, let's all make a list - I'll start with Marco's own thoughts (or the thoughts he and his friends have compiled over the years), and then you all add to the list in the comments section.  Good plan?  Yeah, I think so too.

Without further ado,

Plausible explanations for someone not removing their shoes during sex:
  1. Athlete's foot
  2. Toenail fungus
  3. No toes
  4. Webbed feet (which, Marco says, is the preferred theory)
So have at it - let's get that list going!  I can't wait to hear what you come up with.

Don't forget, you can share your own story or general comments.   I'd love to hear them!

7 comments:

  1. I have a few theories actually. But my best one is that 'Marco' was just so...shall we say...'amazing' that ShoeBoy couldn't find any time to take his shoes off. My other not so awesome theory is that in fact ShoeBoy had 6 toes and did not want to scare 'Marco' off with his freakish feet. So instead he wore his shoes which is obviously less freaky. What the heck!?

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  2. Maybe he just thinks feet are gross...which they kind of are.

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  3. he wanted a quick getaway

    had holey or no socks on. mismatched even.

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  4. Maybe he had had the shoes on all day and was afraid of smelly feet putting Marco off...

    ...or maybe he had a tattoo on his foot saying I love Jim or something...

    Intriguing.

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  5. He was a cross-dresser and his toenails were painted pink and he was afraid it would scare Marco away

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  6. Deformed feet?
    Shoe fetish?
    "Lucky" shoes?
    Just too hot and bothered to take the time to slip them off?

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  7. Haha, these are great theories, everyone! I especially like the "6th toe" and "cross dresser" theories. And ff only my sexual prowess were amazing enough to over power the basic instinct of REMOVING YOUR SHOES BEFORE BED.

    Sorry, the fact of it still amazes me. Regardless, i suppose it is safe to say that his shoes were lucky. Or rather, he got lucky in them.

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