I'm back!

Hello hello hello!

Long time, no see. And for that I can only say I'm marginally sorry. I spent the last 7 1/2 months entrenched in a relationship that started RIGHT HERE ... I was having so much fun that I put the blog on hiatus. I can't be sorry for all the fun and learning that went on, but I am a teeny bit regretful that I lost out on the opportunity to amass more stories.

The bad news is that we've decided to end it. Scratch that. He dumped me. The good news is that means I'm back! Work is a little bit busy right now, and I'm still kind of licking my wounds. But it'll only be a matter of time (we're talking weeks here, folks) before the Craigslist ad is posted, and we get right back into the fun.

First, of course, you're going to want to hear all about the ad that snagged the guy, right? The ad he SWEARS was terrible (but, ummm, I'm pretty sure 7 months is evidence that it worked), the ad he says he was responding to just to give me some advice about how to write an effective ad? Yeah. That one. I promise it's coming, as are all the responses I've saved for the last 7 months, just waiting for the time when I could continue without guilt.

Hold on - we're coming back...